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The Angry Lunch Lady. Stories from the Cafeteria!

  • Large and in charge… like an Army sergeant

    November 2, 2019 by

    Why are lunch ladies always so damn BIG? They tower over the tiny children with scowling, intimidating faces. They’re like amazon women or beasts from the wilderness. Who hired these women? Is there a secret society of large, scary women that only the public school system can access? Job posting: Big scary women needed to… Read more

  • A Green Bean Kind Of Day

    November 9, 2019 by

    Well, it happened. The Angry Lunch Lady cornered me. I barely made it through without crying in front of everyone. I hate her! I hate her ugly face and her big yellow teeth. She is a big bully, a big mean bully! Let me give you some background:I’m a first-grader. My name is Ben.  My… Read more

  • That Sour Puss Face

    November 6, 2019 by

    Walking up to get my lunch , Pizza in the air, That Sourpuss who serves us,  Is always standing there. She hovers frowns and tosses food,  She huffs and puffs at kids,  That big bad wolf, she might just yell,  Oh no, my peaches slid! She waits and wants to yell and scream, You better… Read more

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